There's Nothing Rajni Can't Do

RAJNIKANTH THE GREAT     Rajinikanth makes onions cry.     Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.     Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.   Rajinikanth can play the violin.....with a piano.     When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... He turns the dark off.     Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.     Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.     Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.     There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.     Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"   In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.     Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.     When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.     There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.                   Rajinikanth Great Ad     Click Here to PLAY VIDEO

Software Professional's Wedding Invitation

Something to ponder..

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born 
A Death Certificate shows that we died. Pictures show that we lived! 
Have a seat . Relax . . .
And read this slowly.

I Believe... 
That just because two people argue, 
It doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue,
It doesn't mean they do love each other. 

I Believe.....
That we don't have to change friends if
We understand that friends change.

I Believe......
That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that. 
I Believe...
That true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance. 
Same goes for true love.

I Believe...
That you can do something in an instant
That will give you heartache for life. 

I Believe....
That it's taking me a long time
To become the person I want to be. 

I Believe...
That you should always leave loved ones with
Loving words. It may be the last time you see them. 
I Believe....
That you can keep going long after you think you can't. 


I Believe....
That we are responsible for what
We do, no matter how we feel. 

I Believe...
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I Believe...
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs
to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I Believe....
That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time... 
I Believe....
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down
will be the ones to help you get back up. 


I Believe...
That sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
But that doesn't give me the right to be cruel. 
I Believe....
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had
And what you've learned from them and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated. 

I Believe......
That it isn't always enough,
to be forgiven by others. 
Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself. 

I Believe...
That no matter how bad your heart is broken 
the world doesn't stop for your grief. 

I Believe....
That our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
But, we are responsible for who we become.

I Believe...
That you shouldn't be so eager to find
Out a secret. It could change your life Forever. 

I Believe....
Two people can look at the exact same
Thing and see something totally different. 

I Believe...
That your life can be changed in a matter of
Hours by people who don't even know you. 


I Believe...
That even when you think you have no more to give,
When a friend cries out to you -
you will find the strength to help. 

I Believe...
That credentials on the wall
do not make you a decent human being.

I Believe...
That the people you care about most in life
are taken from you too soon. 

I Believe...
That you should send this to
all of the people that you believe in, I just did.

'The happiest of people don't necessarily
have the best of everything;
They just make the most of everything they have.