| Today's Joke: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Staff, Due to the current financial situation caused by the worldwide slowdown of economies, since the being of 2008, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 30 plus years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retiring Appropriate People Early). People selected for RAPE can also apply to management for eligibility in SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). People who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Systematic Coursing Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. People who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously people who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by management. People staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives to its employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please apply for CRAP (Corporate Rescue - Advanced Program). Our Management has been trained to give you all the CRAP you may require to excel. Yours Sincerely, The Management |
Management and the CRAP Program
In your eyes I see your love for me
In your eyes I am anything you want me to be
When I feel the sun, I know we are both one
In the parks where we walk
I hear birds sing and listen to angels as they talk
In your heart I will always be
Because you are a part of me
I keep a smile upon my face
I feel beautiful when in your embrace
Keep me in your arms
I know you will always keep me safe from harm
In your eyes I can see the stars
When I look at the moon, I watch it shine
All my life I will feel your strength
Forever is a long long time
In your eyes, give me your heart and soul
I will hold on and never let you go
You love me, I do not have to pretend
You are the one I will stay with until the world ends
In your eyes, I find peace of mind
You kiss me with such tender care
In your eyes I know you want to marry me
Love like ours is so very rare
Take me over the rainbows
Into the clouds, and through the trees
For there is no one else
I could ever need
In your eyes, I stand out in a crowd
We are together, I do love you so much now
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