Cute Emails: Monday, September 13, 2010

They are not aware about the advanced world.
Sitting on the grass mat, living an isolated life.

All day he has to pick garbage for his survival..

Care for child safety during play!!!

No home to protect them from the winter.

All that belongs to me is my body.
Can’t afford a pair of shoes.

Nido milk is good for children’s health, but.

Study, play and work all in one..

Time to buy a new bedroom set???

How do the orphans sleep....

How do you see his future..

Living on the garbage pile.

Do you see hope in these eyes!!!!

Looking for food

Not happy with your 2 Bedroom Apartment???
This is my home, my world, my universe.

Where is my lunch??

Don’t waste water, some people desperately need it

So what do you think about yourself?
Did you ever thank ur God for the blessings and abundance he has showered upon you?

 1. A man dashes into the A&E dept. and yells . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the taxi'. I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear......Suddenly after protests from the lady, I noticed that there were several taxis - -  and I was in the wrong one.


Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , St.. Andrews Hosp. Glasgow

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2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,’ I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'. . . replied the patient..

Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes , St.Thomas's Bath

--------------------------------------------------------------------------3. One day, I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her on her mobile phone reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg Royal London Hosp.

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4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
'Which one ?’. . .. I asked.
'The patch; the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk General

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5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked 'How long have you been bed-ridden?'
After a look of complete confusion, she answered. 'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Maidenhead Royal Kent

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6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . ...' So, how was your breakfast this morning?'
'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste'. . Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labelled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard J. Brandon . Bristol Infirmary.

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7. A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation..
When she was completely dis-robed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read . ..'Keep off the grass'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which read 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by Staff Nurse RN Elaine Fogerty, KGH London

Dr. wouldn't submit his name.