Root of all evil...

Money 
It can buy a house 

But not a home 

It can buy a clock 

But not time 

It can buy you a position 

But not respect 

It can buy you a bed 

But not sleep 

It can buy you a book 

But not knowledge 

It can buy you medicine 

But not health 

It can buy you blood 

But not life 

So you see money isn't everything 

And it often causes pain and suffering 

I tell you this because I am your  friend 

And as your friend I want to 

Take away your pain and suffering!! 

So 
Send me all your money 

And I will suffer for you ! 

Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, uh?? 




I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE! 

MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!! They come from your crazy friends !!! 
  
  
  LOTS OF LOVE