Nine words women use!

NINE  WORDS WOMEN USE   (1) Fine: This  is the word women use to end an argument when they  are right and you need to shut  up.  (2) Five  Minutes: If  she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just  been given five more minutes to watch the game  before helping around the  house.  (3) Nothing: This  is the calm before the storm. This means  something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in  fine.  (4) Go  Ahead: This  is a dare, not permission. Don't Do  It!  (5) Loud  Sigh: This  is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement  often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she  thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is  wasting her time standing here and arguing with  you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the  meaning of nothing.)  (6) That's  Okay: This  is one of the most dangerous statements a women  can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to  think long and hard before deciding how and when  you will pay for your  mistake.  (7) Thanks: A  woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a  clause here - This is true, unless she says  'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is  not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're  welcome' . That will bring on a  'whatever').  (8) Whatever: Is  a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!  (9) Don't  worry about it, I got  it: Another  dangerous statement, meaning this is something  that a woman has told a man to do several times,  but is now doing it herself. This will later  result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the  woman's response refer to #  3.   * Send  this to the men you know, to warn them about  arguments they can avoid  if they remember the  terminology.   *  Send this to all the women you know to give them a  good laugh, cause they know it's  true!!!