God

God does have a sense of humour.... 

A man was praying to god. He said, " God?" 
God responded, "Yes?" 

And the Guy said, "Can i ask a question ?" 
" Go right ahead ", God said. 
"God, what is a million years to you?" 

God said, "A million years to me is only a second. " 
The man wondered. 

Then he asked, "God , what is a million dollars worth to you ?" 
God said, " A million dollars to me is a penny. " 
So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?" 
And God cheerfully said, 

" Sure!.......just a second ."