
So near yet so far away
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like all the other passengers in his car.” - – Will Rogers

A radical fringe element was forming deep inside the vegetarian movement
known as the Bovine Underground. You could only join if you knew the password – “moo” .
known as the Bovine Underground. You could only join if you knew the password – “moo” .

Competition is fierce among colleges to see who can hold the most ridiculous class of all times

Nature abhors a vacuum, yet here it is creating one

Darwin struggled mightily to explain the evolutionary role of the aardvark,
because even their mothers were stunned by the ugliness of their offspring
because even their mothers were stunned by the ugliness of their offspring

Fighting for perspective. Giving it more than getting it
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Every midterm election is nothing more than one giant cockfight

When we see who is working on the budget in Washington, we can begin
to understand why they are having such a difficult time
to understand why they are having such a difficult time
.

Waiting for Superman… waiting some more… still waiting…
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No, you can’t!
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Some animals are born with their own chopsticks
.

Thanks for reminding me!
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Now pay attention!
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Life is cruel, and then there are pranksters who make it even crueler
..

At times, resourcefulness and stupidity appear to be on the same side
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Survival is rarely a friendship-building activity. If only they could eat birds
.

Having left his job on Wall Street, Johnson now finds himself
entertaining the same people he used to bilk
entertaining the same people he used to bilk
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Bats, known for their crazy sleeping habits, but proud of their manhood
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Extreme parakeets. They charge a premium for these at the pet store
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Ancient cultures believed that the sun was made from volcanoes on earth. I think they were right
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…it can happen at any time!
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Are we there yet?
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No really! What are the odds?
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